The Armed Republic of 4th Keltan Signal Corps is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 337 million 4th Keltan Signal Corpsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.6%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped 4th Keltan Signal Corpsian economy, worth 10.3 trillion Shemnis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,569 Shemnis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 4th Keltan Signal Corps's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

4th Keltan Signal Corps is ranked 80,865^th in the world and 233^rd in Sophia for Most Secular, with 18.06 Atheism Rate.