by Max Barry

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Most Income Equality: 2,294thMost Secular: 2,786thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,116th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Invent the future
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.848 billion


The Free Land of 3kruimels is a massive, safe nation, notable for its lack of airports, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.848 billion 3kruimelsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient 3kruimelsian economy, worth 79.7 trillion meeples a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 43,125 meeples, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, Leader lives life on the open road - complete with groupies, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3kruimels's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

3kruimels is ranked 142,271st in the world and 4,004th in the West Pacific for Most Average, scoring 31.64 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Income Equality: 2,294thMost Secular: 2,786thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,116thMost Influential: 4,783rdMost Pacifist: 5,200thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,403rdSafest: 8,473rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,139thNicest Citizens: 9,680thTop
Most Inclusive: 10,358thBest Weather: 10,662ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,149thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,505thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,917thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,839thHealthiest Citizens: 15,376thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,710thMost Cultured: 16,971stLongest Average Lifespans: 19,247thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,646thSmartest Citizens: 20,246th
Most Secular: 74th in the regionMost Income Equality: 125th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 133rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 139th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionMost Influential: 193rd in the regionSafest: 205th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 224th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 234th in the regionNicest Citizens: 237th in the regionBest Weather: 240th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 275th in the regionMost Inclusive: 278th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 278th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 312th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 313th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 344th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 361st in the regionMost Cultured: 377th in the regionNudest: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 434th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 450th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 452nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 504th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 510th in the regionLargest Governments: 516th in the region

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