The Kingdom of 339 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.993 billion 339ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong 339ian economy, worth 600 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,094 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,865 per year while the poor average 3,140, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, military spending recently hit a new high, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 339's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

339 is ranked 100,228^th in the world and 871^st in Chicken overlords for Most Secular, with 17.34 Atheism Rate.