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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,021stMost Avoided: 2,500thLargest Mining Sector: 2,577th
The Militaristic Kaiserreich of
Father Knows Best State
After us, Silence
Civil Rights
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2nd Imperial German Reich

Population3.286 billion

LeaderFederal Kaiser Wilhelm III
FaithRoman Catholic Christianity


The Militaristic Kaiserreich of 2nd Imperial German Reich is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Federal Kaiser Wilhelm III with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.286 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magdeburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.0%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 591 trillion Papiermarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 180,128 Papiermarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 523,938 per year while the poor average 48,990, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, Federal Kaiser Wilhelm III's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2nd Imperial German Reich's national animal is the Bowerbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Christianity.

2nd Imperial German Reich is ranked 86,423rd in the world and 29th in Azure Watester Federation for Most Average, scoring 39.54 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,021stTop
Most Avoided: 2,500thLargest Mining Sector: 2,577thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,614thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,763rdMost Secular: 2,938thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,041stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,091stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,215thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,245thLargest Retail Industry: 5,271stLargest Black Market: 5,785thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,502ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,395thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,257thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,926thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,050thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,057thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,198thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,287thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,151stMost Developed: 19,407thRudest Citizens: 20,256th
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the region

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