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Most Devout: 1,066thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,458thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,819th
The Most Capitalist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Imperatore et vivat Deus, misereátur eo.
HIH Emperor Franz Jovahn XXI
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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2nd Austro-Hungry

Population3.267 billion

CapitalVienna
LeaderHIH Emperor Franz Jovahn XXI
FaithProtestant Christianity

CurrencyImperial
AnimalEagle

The Most Capitalist Empire of 2nd Austro-Hungry is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by HIH Emperor Franz Jovahn XXI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.267 billion Austrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Austrian economy, worth 590 trillion Imperials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 180,643 Imperials, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 662,800 per year while the poor average 34,850, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2nd Austro-Hungry's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

2nd Austro-Hungry is ranked 149,939th in the world and 4th in Alliance of European Monarchies for Most Average, scoring 30.16 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 1,066thTop
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 3,458thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,819thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,909thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,295thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,389thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,672ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,812thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,061stMost Efficient Economies: 6,618thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,823rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,457thLargest Retail Industry: 7,917thHighest Average Incomes: 8,316thLargest Black Market: 9,301stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,423rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,579thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,870thLargest Governments: 11,469thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,725thMost Developed: 13,323rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,636thHealthiest Citizens: 15,947thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,551stMost Conservative: 17,793rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,405thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,058thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,215th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 2nd Austro-Hungry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in 2nd Austro-Hungry, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in 2nd Austro-Hungry, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in 2nd Austro-Hungry, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers.
  • : Following new legislation in 2nd Austro-Hungry, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : 2nd Austro-Hungry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in 2nd Austro-Hungry, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
  • : Following new legislation in 2nd Austro-Hungry, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in 2nd Austro-Hungry, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
  • : Following new legislation in 2nd Austro-Hungry, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.

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