Population | 7.462 billion |
Capital | Sanib |
Leader | Maro Liloram |
Faith | Tampa |
Currency | bing |
Animal | white eagle |
The Confederation of 2istan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maro Liloram with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.462 billion Tuvistanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanib. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Tovistan economy, worth 778 trillion bings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,380 bings, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
Murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2istan's national animal is the white eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tampa.
2istan is ranked 29,908th in the world and 6th in Magna Aurea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.78 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 2istan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in 2istan, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
- : Following new legislation in 2istan, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
- : Following new legislation in 2istan, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble.
- : Following new legislation in 2istan, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
- : Following new legislation in 2istan, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
- : 2istan lodged a message on the Magna Aurea Regional Message Board.
- : 2istan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in 2istan, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in 2istan, citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma.