Population | 27.993 billion |
Capital | Zevnenwick |
Leader | Emperor Tiberius Augustus V |
Faith | Shinto |
Currency | Imperial Drachma |
Animal | Void |
The Allied Imperium of 13 Court Gaurd Squads is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Tiberius Augustus V with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.993 billion Imperials are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zevnenwick. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 8,933 trillion Imperial Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 319,125 Imperial Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, a passport is literally priceless, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 13 Court Gaurd Squads's national animal is the Void, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.
13 Court Gaurd Squads is ranked 68,000th in the world and 270th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 697.05398444072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, visiting the best Imperial restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.