The Magnificent People's State of 001AmEricA100 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cecil Wallace Fantuul-Rattigan V esq with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.516 billion AmEricAns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rickard Pentulisland. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient AmEricAn economy, worth a remarkable 2,823 trillion Finks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 144,690 Finks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 001AmEricA100's national animal is the Wargaloob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

001AmEricA100 is ranked 4,271^st in the world and 3^rd in Taijitu for Most Cultured, scoring 178 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.