The Armed Republic of -War- is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning skeleton population. The cynical population of 7.733 billion -War-ians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The -War-ian economy, worth 304 trillion bombs a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,343 bombs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, surveillance cameras are banned, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime is moderate. -War-'s national animal is the skeleton, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

-War- is ranked 230,771^st in the world and 6,586^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.91 law-abiding acts per hour.