Population | 711 million |
Capital | Liyue |
Currency | mora |
Animal | crane |
The Queendom of -Shenhe- is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 711 million sillies enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liyue. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.
The very strong silly economy, worth 43.1 trillion moras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,684 moras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,798 per year while the poor average 11,137, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.
Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Shenhe-'s national animal is the crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
-Shenhe- is ranked 168,417th in the world and 14th in Solitary Confinement for Most Extreme, scoring 17.59 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : -Shenhe-'s influence in Solitary Confinement fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in -Shenhe-, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
- : Following new legislation in -Shenhe-, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in -Shenhe-, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
- : Following new legislation in -Shenhe-, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
- : Following new legislation in -Shenhe-, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
- : -Shenhe- was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in -Shenhe-, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in -Shenhe-, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : -Shenhe- was reclassified from "Conservative Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".