by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,341stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,849thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,452nd
The Finding P o r y of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.09 billion


Currencybillion dollars

The Finding P o r y of -Nooooooooooooooo- is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Garfield with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-working, devout population of 2.09 billion Noons have some civil rights and they have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thneedville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.9%.

The thriving crumbling economy, worth 113 trillion billion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 54,339 billion dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 166,758 per year while the poor average 13,697, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Nooooooooooooooo-'s national animal is the salad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Nooooooooooooooo- is ranked 23,294th in the world and 4th in Noon Puppet Dump for Best Weather, with 146 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,341stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,849thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 17,452ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,484thBest Weather: 23,294th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the region

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