by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 8,516thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,502ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,948th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Lancashire, God's county.
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population219 million


The Kingdom of -Lancashire- is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 219 million -Lancashire-ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient -Lancashire-ian economy, worth 7.39 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,765 Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is cracking down on subversive groups, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Lancashire-'s national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

-Lancashire- is ranked 79,449th in the world and 3rd in Ingerlund for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,213.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Authoritarian: 8,516thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,502ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,948thMost Devout: 12,541stMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,124thMost Conservative: 14,579thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,578th

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