The Loving Couple of -Fan Art- is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hunter with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.476 billion -Fan Art-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonesborough. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The frighteningly efficient -Fan Art-ian economy, worth 728 trillion snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 112,431 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Fan Art-'s national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

-Fan Art- is ranked 150,245^th in the world and 176^th in United Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,298.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.