The Loving Couple of -F4n-4rt- is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Warden Wrath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its remarkably easy parental licensing program, avant-garde cinema, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.552 billion -F4n-4rt-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conformatorium. The average income tax rate is 44.1%.

The frighteningly efficient -F4n-4rt-ian economy, worth 757 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,622 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. -F4n-4rt-'s national animal is the owl and its national religion is Cards.

-F4n-4rt- is ranked 312,796^th in the world and 18^th in Trading Cards for Most Pacifist, with 5.88 cheeks turned per day.