The Kingdom of -Cyno- is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working population of 893 million sillies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sumeru. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.
The strong silly economy, worth 50.7 trillion moras a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,796 moras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and -Cyno- has designated Sumeru as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Cyno-'s national animal is the jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
-Cyno- is ranked 299,749th in the world and 62nd in Solitary Confinement for Most Pacifist, with 6.89 cheeks turned per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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-Cyno- changed its national capital to "Sumeru".
- : Following new legislation in -Cyno-, -Cyno- has designated Sumeru as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in -Cyno-, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
- : Following new legislation in -Cyno-, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in -Cyno-, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Following new legislation in -Cyno-, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : -Cyno- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Following new legislation in -Cyno-, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
- : Following new legislation in -Cyno-, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
- : Following new legislation in -Cyno-, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
