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Largest Retail Industry: 3,423rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,209th
The Empire of
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Population1.52 billion



The Empire of -Confusionland- is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.52 billion Confusionlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cluelessburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient -Confusionland-ian economy, worth 167 trillion Huhs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 110,364 Huhs, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great -Confusionland-ian Desert, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. -Confusionland-'s national animal is the Platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

-Confusionland- is ranked 40,592nd in the world and 4th in The West Pole for Largest Governments, scoring 19.6 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 3,423rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,209thFattest Citizens: 5,124thMost Avoided: 6,513thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,584thMost Efficient Economies: 8,690thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,908thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,157thMost Armed: 14,237thLargest Black Market: 15,168thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,454thMost Influential: 17,348thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,808thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,141stMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,145thMost Secular: 21,746th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Bej, The Liberal Fascist Union of Fronk, Saxlan2, and Jamestownnnn.

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