The Queendom of -Barbara- is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 775 million sillies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mondstadt. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The very strong silly economy, worth 39.2 trillion moras a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,570 moras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Barbara-'s national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Barbara- is ranked 236,111^th in the world and 50^th in Solitary Confinement for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.