Population | 607 million |
Capital | Mondstadt |
Currency | mora |
Animal | rabbit |
The Queendom of -Amber is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 607 million sillies are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mondstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.
The silly economy, worth 29.8 trillion moras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,054 moras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 153,531 per year while the poor average 12,019, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.
The Mondstadt Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, Silly watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Amber's national animal is the rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
-Amber is ranked 216,548th in the world and 25th in Solitary Confinement for Most Extreme, scoring 13.72 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in -Amber, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
- : Following new legislation in -Amber, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
- : Following new legislation in -Amber, Silly watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in -Amber, the Mondstadt Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
- : Following new legislation in -Amber, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in -Amber, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Mondstadt.
- : Following new legislation in -Amber, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
- : Following new legislation in -Amber, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in -Amber, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in -Amber, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.